10. The Bird of Paradise

10. The Bird of Paradise

My gf does this“bird that is hilarious of dance pre and/or post intercourse. She copied the type channel during our hook that is first up it stuck. It’s not sexy by itself, however it lets me realize that she’s within the mood and cracks me up.

11. The Penguin

The Penguin! Me and my ex decided to go to an aquarium and saw the penguin exhibit. Well, that day the penguins had been simply fucking away and now we saw which they initiated it because of the male walking up behind the feminine and striking her along with his flippers until she laid down. It absolutely was hilarious. After that we would occasionally walk up behind my ex and imagine I happened to be hitting her with flippers as being a joking indication I desired sexy times.

12. The Citrus Game

Whenever I make a move stupid that hurts my wife’s emotions, my best answer is constantly in order to make her laugh. Then inform her I’m sorry. Functions 100percent associated with time, often.

Anyhow, whenever we fuck up especially bad and after she’s cooled down a little, we discuss into the fridge and grab a few limes/lemons. When I walk over and control them to her. Immediately she cracks a grin.

We will then get and stand at one end regarding the hallway, and she’s going to stay during the other end, she’ll put the lemon/lime and attempt to strike me personally into the balls. We give her amount of tries predicated on just how much I fucked up. She constantly ultimately ends up laughing. She often misses. Nonetheless it makes her feel a lot better.

It is called by us the Citrus Game.

13. The Nake & Bake

My ex and a game was created by me called “Nake & Bake. ” You will be making Shake & Bake into the home nude after which place it when you look at the range for 45 moments to prepare. You choose to go have intercourse before the timer goes down then get eat.

14. The Feline Jury

We look at our cats sitting on the end of the bed and ask for a score when we finish.

Bastards never provide us with a lot more than a 7.5.

15. The Patrick Bateman

One time an ex and I also had been shooting ourselves whilst having intercourse, and half means like that” “yeah you fucking stud” “oh fuck yeah, ” pointing at the camera, flexing more, for like 5-10 min through I totally “Patrick Bateman’d” that shit and looked directly at the camera and started flexing, looking badass, “yeah you. We had been doggy design so she had no clue that is fucking. Afterward we re watched it as soon as it just happened we both simply lost it.

16. The Penis Interrogation

After I’m done offering him a blowjob, we lay my at once their thigh and have their cock concerns. He answers one flex for yes as well as 2 flexes for no. Their cock and I also are besties.

17. The Glazed Doughnut Ring Toss

My spouse likes me personally to have glazed doughnuts watching me consume a lot of them while drawing my cock. We now have additionally played band toss on even more with them, which started as a joke but then she discovered that an icing flavored dick was pretty amazing and it just turned her. On my dick or take a bite of the doughnut and then continue the bj so she would rub it. It absolutely was embarrassing in the beginning but i need to acknowledge it most likely the best bj I’ve ever endured. Dunno why it turns her on so much but doughnuts as well as a bj that is amazing the same time frame is more or less a win-win for me personally.

18. The Post-Coital Nursing Session

After intercourse, my boyfriend sucks my boobs until he falls asleep.

19. The Countdown

My SO that is old and would get supper, some form of liquor (ideally a couple of containers of shitty champagne or tequila), smoke cigarettes copious amounts of weed, then check out sleep.

If we had been in sleep she’d have me lay to my back, arms folded up behind my mind, genuine naked and relaxed like. Then shed take my watch down and place the oversized view on her wrist, and set the timer. According to how dreadful I had bugged her, the right time would start around 10-20 mins. Throughout that time, I became perhaps perhaps perhaps not permitted to go or touch her back, she could do whatever she wanted. It absolutely was the torture imaginable that is sexiest. She’d set the clock over if I caved. It the full time, first try, she’d let me have whatever I wanted if I made.

So fucking awesome.

9.5/10 absolutely recommend trying.

20. The Jawbreaker

Maybe maybe perhaps maybe Not my spouse but we once had a gf which had an odd practice that we enjoyed. Whenever wed view a movie within my apartment she liked to lay her mind in my own lap and keep my cock inside her lips. Even though we simply had intercourse. She’dn’t actively blow me personally, simply keep it in there soft and move it around like a jawbreaker. Don’t misunderstand me, eventually id get hard and shed blow til we arrived, the. Shed get right back into viewing the film along with it inside her lips. She was an egg that is good.

21. The Flaccid Tummy Smack

After intercourse whenever my husband’s cock is flaccid once more, so we are laying here peacefully, we grab it and smack it while repeatedly saying“stop to his stomach hitting your self. End hitting yourself. End hitting your self. ” I laugh for good 5 minutes in which he stares at me personally by having a look of love and concern…OK…mainly concern.

22. The Dinosaur Game

We pretend become dinosaurs. And not soleley any dinosaurs, we’ve particular types and characters. It’s not while having sex, but before foreplay we begin kissing and all sorts of a unexpected he’s making screeching noises and I’m pretending my arms can’t reach his face so we are fighting into the death.

It’s funny and now we simply and wrestle nude until we both have really fired up.

23. The Sleazy Doorman

Hang among those pull-up pubs through the doorframe and also have the girl hang through the club when you head to town from behind or through the front side, its a beneficial work out on her too!

24. The Ball Scratch

We actually enjoy laying straight straight straight right back after a good fuck and having her scrape my balls, often for one hour or so if in happy. It’s one of the better emotions I’m able to explain, yunno, outside regarding the fucking needless to say.

25. The Tyler Durden


My boyfriend and I beat the shit away from one another as foreplay. I don’t mean BDSM, after all we full-out Fight Club destroy one another.

26. The Penis Vibrator

One night several years on my throbbing head and slowly rubbed it against her clit until she came ago I told her to pretend my cock is her vibrator so she grabbed the lube, rubbed it. Until we’re both sweating and satisfied as she cums I thrust deep inside and we fuck.

We do that every time now, she cums everytime and our sex-life is amazing for this!

27. The Koala

Koala intercourse. Pretty sure no-one else performs this nevertheless when you have actually her in missionary she wraps her legs around the back in addition to hands and holds by by herself under your stomach like a child koala. Then while on the fingers and knees you sway as well as forth… maybe maybe Not certain that that’s how koalas take action but that’s just just exactly exactly what we call it.

28. The Gaming Blowjob

My ex therefore ended up being playing 2048 from the settee and I also had been exceedingly horny he was going to get a surprise blowjob so I naturally decided. I experienced it within my mouth for half an additional in which he would go to place the game away and I also said no carry on, in the event that you stop or lose, We stop. Long story quick as far as i understand the rating he got had been but still is their individual perfect for the overall game undoubtedly (he did very well) and something of the finest times ever between us that night. As soon as he tossed their phone towards the part and tackled me personally to a floor, demanding he couldn’t simply take any longer.

29. The Cow Dance

Based on my gf, I’ve get home super-drunk, woken her up, and attempted to seduce her with a cow party, detailed with mooing noises. I personally use my hands to show where in actuality the udders could be and just how they swing according to my hip motions.

30. The Hitler Guide

An ex and I also would will have to slide a mention of Hitler within our post-coital discussion. It absolutely was constantly something such as, “I like that thing you will do together with your tongue. ” “Know who else enjoyed it? HITLER. ”

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